The Hills Have Ears! - Sunset Valley's Best Gossip! #1

PSYCHO-NANNY?

WE TAKE A LOOK INTO THE DARK SIDE OF THE VALLEY'S BIGGEST PARTY GIRL

 

AT around 8.30am yesterday morning (Saturday), our sources reported Kaity Mattell welcoming a nanny into her home. Mattell gave birth to a boy (name undisclosed) two weeks ago, earlier reports suggested she was struggling to raise her twin girls of four, and with no father figure in sight (although we have our suspicions over the paternity of her three children) she must have decided a male nanny was for the best.

Our source left the premises around 7.00pm, after an uneventful day where only Mattells friend and employee left the house before returning a few hours later.

About 10.00pm a neighbour alerted us to the police presence at Mattells residence, we sent our on-call reporter to the scene.

"I had expected a drink-driving offence," reporter Jane Lynch states, "I was shocked when paramedics rushed an unconscious Kaity to a waiting ambulance! As best I could tell, she had been stabbed, and there was a sheet laying over what I assumed to be a body.

"I followed the ambulance to Sunset Valley Medical Centre, where I was forced to wait in the reception. After a few agonising hours, I noticed the new nanny enter with Kaity's twins! He was covered in blood, and there is no doubt in my mind that he was right there when Mattell was injured."

It was later confirmed that Mattell was stabbed and a friend killed by an undisclosed suspect. Mattell recieved emergency surgery and is currently recovering in a private ward. A press release is expected by midweek.

Has Kaity hired a murderous nanny? It seems more than coincidence that this mystery man enters the home less than 24 hours before such a major incident. We'll keep you posted on the most up-to-date information.

Remember, Kaity has a gagging-order on the press over her children. They can mention she has them, but can't report anything they do or even their names, which is why the fact Winter was talking to Jaydean was ignored.

Anyway, so most of you already know that I decided to give this generation a third (fourth?) dimension in the form of what the tabloids say about Kaity. She rolled 5 star celeb, which was what led me to this idea, but also it's fun to twist everything that happens and blow it out of proportion ;)

At this point she is at 3.5 stars. I shall keep you all posted on her progress, she has an opportunity to dance at the Grind, and I probably won't feature that given how the story is right now... You never know, though! So, if she suddenly goes out partying, you know why.