Wednesday 25 September 2013

The Hills Have Ears! #7


KRAZY'S BACK!




KAITY Mattell was seen blowing off steam in style last night at the 'Summer Shindig' event hosted by local club, The Grind. Mattell and a friend were VIP guests of top DJ, 'Lazy' Leighton Sekemoto, whose real relationship with Mattell has been under scrutiny for years. The night started off well, with revellers enjoying the half price drinks offers and good music, while our Kaity spent most of the evening switching between the DJ's podium and the dancefloor. We thought she really had turned over a new leaf, as her squeeze Winter Snow mentioned at the press release earlier this week, who was surprisingly absent last night. Is there trouble in paradise?
That's the conclusion we drew when Mattell dragged her friend towards the pole in the far corner of the bar. It wasn't long before the girls attracted unwanted attention, and Krazy Kaity came back with a bang! We couldn't hear the exchange over the music, but one gentleman approached her friend, causing Kaity to go krazy and push him away. The mans friend stepped in to try and break the fight up before she took it too far yet again, and she hit him around the face. We felt that from across the dancefloor!
She wrapped the altercation up by pulling her friend back to the VIP area, and appeared to be shouting at Mr. Sekemoto before she pulled him into a long embrace. And we mean a long embrace.
So, why was Mr. Snow not out with his beau after only admitting to their relationship days before? Just what is going on with Krazy and Lazy? Will this mystery man sue? And is Krazy Kaity back to stay?

13 comments:

  1. LFFAOoooooooooooooo! "We felt that from across the dance floor!" This is a hilarious take on what really happened. Long embrace, my ass. I have a feeling Winter is only going to find this amusing, if he happens to read the paper.

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    1. Hahaa :p I hadn't realised how violent that slap looked until I'd shot last chapter, and I'd already written and didn't need to add more words to that... But, yeah, it was pretty hard.
      It *was* a long embrace. Well, a long hug, because Kaity was saying all that stuff in his ear and warning him off Shaena. completely innocent, of course, and if they sell this paper in China I don't think Winter will worry too much. If at all. :p

      It was quite fun writing this one. I basically looked at all my screenshots and tried to wipe the story from my mind and see if I could come up with an alternative one that the press would find juicy :D

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  2. 'Will this mystery man sue?' I love what your paps come up with for questions! lol.

    Poor Winter. I have no doubts that he'd be perfectly alright with everything that happened (except for Shaena and Kaity getting hit on a little too forcefully) an yet the tabloids think he's going to be furious and that things are a mess. Maybe Winter can use some of his genie magic on the paparazzi's? ;)

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  3. Hehe, they're just trying to inject drama and gain readers. I don't think Buck will sue, and even if he did he'd lose because it was self defense.

    Yeah, exactly. Kaity did nothing wrong, but the tabloids wanted some drama as always.
    And yeah, don't think Winter will be happy when he finds out about those men. If he does. I can't see either Kaity or Shaena telling him, and he most likely will never see this article.
    Hehe! He could, but what if it didnt work, or someone else saw and made it a massive story?

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  4. I enjoyed their comments on the fight, although their interpretation of Kaity's conversation with Leighton appears to owe more to their desires for trouble than to reality!

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    1. Yeah, course it does! They're just trying to give juicy gossip, and where there isn't any, they have to make some. Apparently the fight wasn't enough... :p

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  5. That's not what happened at all! Krazy Kaity? Try Psycho Paparazzi. I'm sure Winter won't take it too seriously, though - he knows how weird the papers can be.

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    1. No, it's not what happened, and we know that. And, yeah, Winter knows what the press are like by now, so if he even does see it then he won't bat an eye.

      Krazy Kaity? Meet Psycho Pap. *massive fight scene*

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  6. Give me a freakin break, press!
    Did they FORGET that Mr. Snow is out of town? and omg! a hug!
    *giggles*

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    1. Haha :p Give you a break? What about poor Kaity?
      It was never mentioned when Winter would leave town, as he will be coming and going for years, so that'd be a long schedule to print. They know he'll leave at some point, but probably expected it to be later than the day after it was announced, and that Kaity would sit inside twiddling her thumbs...
      IKR! A hug. Outrageous! :p

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  7. I love these tabloid stories. They rally do just go for whatever scandal they can stir up from any situation.

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    1. Hehe, just like real life, I imagine.
      Thank you :D

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  8. It's a good thing that Winter doesn't take any of this seriously, lol That was another fun tabloid story to read. =)

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